Cultural Differences

Top 10 reasons for being Irish

  1. Guinness.
  2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
  3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
  4. Pubs never close.
  5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.
  6. No one can ever remember the night before.
  7. Kill people you don't agree with.
  8. Stew.
  9. More Guinness.
  10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.