Cultural Differences
Top 10 reasons for being Irish
- Guinness.
- 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
- You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
- Pubs never close.
- Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.
- No one can ever remember the night before.
- Kill people you don't agree with.
- Stew.
- More Guinness.
- Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.