Top 10 reasons for being Belgian
- You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
- If other countries want to fight a war, they will do in your county.
- You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
- You are either:
- like the dutch, just less efficient
- like the french, just less romantic
- like the germans
- Decent fries. Real mayonaise. Great choclate. The best beer. Need I say more?
- No one knows anything about you, except for the dutch and french. And they make fun of you.
- More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
- You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares
- All you famous countrymen are either imaginairy, or sex-offenders
- Face it. It's not really a country, is it?