Top 10 reasons for being French
- When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
- Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time.
- You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
- If there's a war you can surrender really early.
- You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
- You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
- You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
- Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
- You don't have to bother with toilets, just sh*t in the street.
- People think you're a great lover even when you're not.