Cultural Differences
Top 10 reasons for being American
- You can have a woman president without electing her.
- You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.
- You can call Budweiser beer.
- You can be a crook and still be president.
- If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
- If you can breathe you can get a gun.
- You get to be really obese.
- You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
- You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
- You can think you're the greatest nation on earth:
- When you're not.
- At all.