Top 10 reasons for being Norwegian
- You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.
- You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.
- You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24 hour ozone-hole radiation the other half.
- You can get capital punishment for smoking dope.
- You can go skiing in your knickers.
- You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.
- You have to be a woman to get anywhere.
- You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing - its fairly spacious.
- When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about killing polar bears and shagging penguins and they believe you.
- You can actually get bored with blondes.
- You get to wear fantastic jumpers (sorry Espen).