Top 10 reasons for being English
- Two World Wars and One World Cup-doo-dah, doo-dah.
- Proper beer.
- You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
- You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting event s.
- Union jack underpants.
- Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
- You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
- Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
- Ditto changing underwear.
- Beats being Welsh.