Cultural Differences
Top 10 reasons for being Italian
- In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.
- Unembarrassed to wear fur.
- No need to worry about tax returns.
- Glorious military history prior to 400 b.c.
- Can wear sunglasses inside.
- Political stability.
- Flexible working hours.
- Live near the Pope.
- Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.
- Country run by Sicilian murderers.