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  Make a wish!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Really, go on and make one!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Oh please ... they'll never go out with you!!! Get real.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Wish something else!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Not that, you pervert!! Try something a little less deviant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Is your finger getting tired yet?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

STOP!!!!
Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of shit. It's true! Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!!

Here's how it goes:

• Send this to one person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
• Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
• 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
• 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
• 20 to 674951 people: 20 to 674951 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Thanks!!! Good Luck!!!