Pick up lines
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- You look like the type of girl who's heard every line in the book... so what's one more?
- Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
- You make my software turn into hardware.
- That's a nice dress... could I talk you out of it?
- If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
- I looked up beautiful in the Thesaurus today and your name was included.
- Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
- How was heaven when you left?
- I like your legs so much I'm going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays?
- Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by again?
- Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
- Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night!
- I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us.
- I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.
- If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
- That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
- If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
- That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!
- I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!
- You are the reason men fall in love.
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
- You know you might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women look bad.
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
- Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
- Hey baby, are you wearing a space bra tonight? Because your chest is out of this world!
- Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow?... 'Coz I told my mother I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!
- Do you have mirrors in your pockets?... Because I can see myself in your pants!
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
- All those curves, and me with no breaks.
- Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
- Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
- I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word.
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
- Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
- Have you ever had your belly-button licked... From the inside?
- I know milk does a body good, but DAMN... How much have you been drinking?
- I like math. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?