Pick up lines

  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • You look like the type of girl who's heard every line in the book... so what's one more?
  • Do you want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
  • You make my software turn into hardware.
  • That's a nice dress... could I talk you out of it?
  • If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  • Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
  • I looked up beautiful in the Thesaurus today and your name was included.
  • Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • How was heaven when you left?
  • I like your legs so much I'm going to name them. This one is Christmas and this one is New Years. Can I see you in between the holidays?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by again?
  • Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
  • Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night!
  • I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
  • Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us.
  • I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.
  • If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  • That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
  • If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
  • That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!
  • I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!
  • You are the reason men fall in love.
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  • You know you might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women look bad.
  • Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
  • Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
  • Hey baby, are you wearing a space bra tonight? Because your chest is out of this world!
  • Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow?... 'Coz I told my mother I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!
  • Do you have mirrors in your pockets?... Because I can see myself in your pants!
  • I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  • All those curves, and me with no breaks.
  • Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
  • Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
  • I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word.
  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
  • Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
  • Have you ever had your belly-button licked... From the inside?
  • I know milk does a body good, but DAMN... How much have you been drinking?
  • I like math. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?